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w3-b0th-kn0w:

yukkikuran:

go-away-anderson:

dawndead:

attic-adventures:

acrylicemulator:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

WHY

THE ENTIRE SCHOOL WOULD HATE YOU

JINGLE JINGLE, MUTHERFUCKER.

Why is this so fucking funny to me?

I was doing fine until I saw “JINGLE JINGLE, MUTHERFUCKER” … then i lost my shit

OMG LMFAO

I just had a redundant conversation with my father

I do love that man  though the person we were talking about is no longer a part of my life so all the headway we just made is going to be of no use.But its always good to get things out in the open.

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iammetatron:

I am the stone that the builder refused

I am the visual, the inspiration that made lady sing the blues. 

I am the spark that makes your idea bright,

the same spark that lights the dark

so that you can see your left from your right.

I am the ballot in your box, the bullet in your gun,

the inner glow that lets you know to call your brother son.

The story that just begun, the promise of whats to come,

And I’mma remain a soldier, ‘til this war is won.

(Source: brotips)

I want a nice body, but then like… food.

sodamnrelatable:


via sodamnrelatable

(Source: dannyhiga)

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I love using big words to sound smart….I mean, utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.

tumbloler:

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